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Rush Limbaugh berates 10th grader’s school essay

May 15, 2008 at 9:27 pm
Funny stuff, Other, Politics

The best story I’ve heard this week by far was told today over lunch.  Apparently, a co-worker of mine named George listens to the Rush Limbaugh show in his car, and yesterday heard him discussing Barak Obama’s comments about similarities between the recent housing crisis and the lead-up to the Great Depression.  I imagine the comments were referring to the obvious similarities between those who obtained ridiculous sub-prime loans and those in the 1920s who bought stock they couldn’t afford on margin.  However, Limbaugh decided that Obama’s comments were the result of a crazy “liberal education” - and even remarks how “lucky” he is that he didn’t graduate from college, thus allowing him to escape the perils of actual knowledge.

To prove his point, Rush says he did some Google searches for “Great Depression” and then proceeds to attack each of the results as liberal propaganda.  Because we all know that college professors teach straight off of Google results pages.  So my friend is listening and hears something rather striking… the name of one of our mutual colleagues - Paul Alexander Gusmorino (”The Third!” - I love the way Limbaugh says that).  

Limbaugh found among the top results an essay written by Paul, entitled “The Main Causes of the Great Depression.”  He quotes Paul’s essay and refutes each of its claims, dissecting them as if they were part of a Harvard professor’s lecture on the subject.  He doesn’t pull any punches either.  “Mr. Gusmorino, you better check Karl Marx and see if you plagiarized him in putting this piece together.”

Ouch.  Those words would be harsh if they really were for a Harvard lecturer.  But that’s not who wrote this essay.  It was my friend who works as a Program Manager at Microsoft.

When he was in 10th grade.


No Google Docs at Google?

June 11, 2007 at 11:01 pm
Funny stuff

Interesting… apparently Google doesn’t eat their own dogfood! 

A friend and colleague of mine has a funny story about someone from Google asking for his resume, and not accepting it in Google Docs format, but instead requesting it as an MS Word file =) 


Playstation 3 ad using Xbox 360 screenshot… again

May 17, 2007 at 1:12 pm
Funny stuff, Games

Not only have they repeated the mistake of using an Xbox 360 screenshot to show off the Playstation 3’s “True HD” gaming, but they actually did it with the very same game!  Those Sony folks must be huge Project Gotham Racing fans or something.


Sorry Scoble

March 11, 2007 at 10:35 pm
Funny stuff

Hopefully Robert has a good sense of humor ;)

Scoble hacked?


No personal checks, please.

February 12, 2007 at 1:58 pm
Funny stuff, Games

Wow, I can pay off my car!  Heck, I can buy a new one!

60 or so Playstation 3s at local Best Buy

I’m estimating that Jack Tretton owes me about $72,000 as I count about 60 units (actually it’s probably 63).  While it may look like there’s one missing, and that might lead you to think it has been sold, you would be wrong.  I joked to one of the blue shirts, “I guess you sold one!”  He just shook his head and pointed me over to the PS accessories section, where the PS3 box had been placed on the floor, ostensibly after its carrier realized the price was per unit and not per stack of 60.


Tubes and the Internets

July 18, 2006 at 10:41 pm
Cool Stuff, Funny stuff, Other

Great 5-minute clip from Jon Stewart’s “The Daily Show” over on Comedy Central’s page.

But don’t watch it too many times, or you might clog the internets!

Good thing these guys aren’t running things… oh wait, nevermind.


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