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		<title>Microsoft Intern Video 2008 &#8211; The Spy</title>
		<link>http://brandonlive.com/2008/08/08/microsoft-intern-video-2008-the-spy/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 08 Aug 2008 21:52:04 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Brandon</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[In traditional Microsoft fashion, this year&#8217;s interns have put together a video about Microsoft&#8230; in this case, telling the story of a spy trying to find all our Win7 secrets Somebody posted the video to YouTube, which you can find here. Random trivia:  The building that this takes place in is my building, building 86.  [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>In traditional Microsoft fashion, this year&#8217;s interns have put together a video about Microsoft&#8230; in this case, telling the story of a spy trying to find all our Win7 secrets <img src='http://brandonlive.com/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_smile.gif' alt=':)' class='wp-smiley' /> </p>
<p>Somebody posted the video to YouTube, <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vyUTVwlwYR0">which you can find here.</a></p>
<p>Random trivia:  The building that this takes place in is my building, building 86.  There&#8217;s a joke or two in there about the maze-like design of the first floor of building 86 &#8211; or what is affectionately known as &#8220;Bunker 86&#8243; by many of its inhabitants.  The building itself used to be part of the SafeCo campus purchased by Microsoft in recent years, which is why it doesn&#8217;t conform to any of Microsoft&#8217;s usual natural-light-maximizing layouts.</p>
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		<title>Rush Limbaugh berates 10th grader&#8217;s school essay</title>
		<link>http://brandonlive.com/2008/05/15/rush-limbaugh-berates-10th-graders-school-essay/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 16 May 2008 04:27:19 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Brandon</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[The best story I&#8217;ve heard this week by far was told today over lunch.  Apparently, a co-worker of mine named George listens to the Rush Limbaugh show in his car, and yesterday heard him discussing Barack Obama&#8217;s comments about similarities between the recent housing crisis and the lead-up to the Great Depression (link goes to transcript).  I [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>The best story I&#8217;ve heard this week by far was told today over lunch.  Apparently, a co-worker of mine named George listens to the Rush Limbaugh show in his car, and yesterday heard him <a href="http://www.rushlimbaugh.com/home/daily/site_051408/content/01125111.guest.html">discussing Barack Obama&#8217;s comments about similarities between the recent housing crisis and the lead-up to the Great Depression</a> (link goes to transcript).  I imagine the comments were referring to the obvious similarities between those who obtained ridiculous sub-prime loans and those in the 1920s who bought stock they couldn&#8217;t afford on margin.  However, Limbaugh decided that Obama&#8217;s comments were the result of a crazy &#8220;liberal education&#8221; &#8211; and even remarks how &#8220;lucky&#8221; he is that he didn&#8217;t graduate from college, thus allowing him to escape the perils of actual knowledge.</p>
<p>To prove his point, Rush says he did some Google searches for &#8220;Great Depression&#8221; and then proceeds to attack each of the results as liberal propaganda.  Because we all know that college professors teach straight off of Google results pages.  So my friend is listening and hears something rather striking&#8230; the name of one of our mutual colleagues &#8211; <a href="http://www.gusmorino.com/pag3/">Paul Alexander Gusmorino</a> (&#8220;The Third!&#8221; &#8211; I <strong>love</strong> the way Limbaugh says that).  </p>
<p>Limbaugh found among the top results an essay written by Paul, entitled <a href="http://www.gusmorino.com/pag3/greatdepression/">&#8220;The Main Causes of the Great Depression,&#8221;</a> (link goes to essay).  He quotes Paul&#8217;s essay and refutes each of its claims, dissecting them as if they were part of a Harvard professor&#8217;s lecture on the subject.  He doesn&#8217;t pull any punches either.  <strong>&#8220;Mr. Gusmorino, you better check Karl Marx and see if you plagiarized him in putting this piece together.&#8221;</strong></p>
<p>Ouch.  Those words would be harsh if they really were for a Harvard lecturer.  But that&#8217;s not who wrote this essay.  It was my friend who works as a Program Manager at Microsoft.</p>
<p>When he was in 10th grade.</p>
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		<title>No Google Docs at Google?</title>
		<link>http://brandonlive.com/2007/06/11/no-google-docs-at-google/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 12 Jun 2007 06:01:00 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Brandon</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Interesting&#8230; apparently Google doesn&#8217;t eat their own dogfood!  A friend and colleague of mine has a funny story about someone from Google asking for his resume, and not accepting it in Google Docs format, but instead requesting it as an MS Word file =) ]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Interesting&#8230; apparently Google doesn&#8217;t eat their own dogfood! </p>
<p>A friend and colleague of mine has a <a href="http://www.bricin.net/blog/index.php/no-google-docs-at-google/">funny story</a> about someone from Google asking for his resume, and not accepting it in Google Docs format, but instead <a href="http://www.bricin.net/blog/index.php/no-google-docs-at-google/">requesting it as an MS Word file</a> =) </p>
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		<title>Playstation 3 ad using Xbox 360 screenshot&#8230; again</title>
		<link>http://brandonlive.com/2007/05/17/playstation-3-ad-using-xbox-360-screenshot-again/</link>
		<comments>http://brandonlive.com/2007/05/17/playstation-3-ad-using-xbox-360-screenshot-again/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 17 May 2007 20:12:17 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Brandon</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Not only have they repeated the mistake of using an Xbox 360 screenshot to show off the Playstation 3&#8216;s &#8220;True HD&#8221; gaming, but they actually did it with the very same game!  Those Sony folks must be huge Project Gotham Racing fans or something.]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Not only have they repeated the mistake of using an <a href="http://www.joystiq.com/2007/05/17/pgr-screenshot-used-to-promote-ps3-again/">Xbox 360 screenshot to show off the Playstation 3</a>&#8216;s &#8220;True HD&#8221; gaming, but they actually did it with the very same game!  Those Sony folks must be huge Project Gotham Racing fans or something.</p>
<p><img width="425" src="http://www.blogsmithmedia.com/www.joystiq.com/media/2007/05/pgr-in-kia-ps3-ad.jpg" height="239" style="width: 425px; height: 239px" /></p>
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		<title>Sorry Scoble</title>
		<link>http://brandonlive.com/2007/03/11/sorry-scoble/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 12 Mar 2007 06:35:38 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Brandon</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Hopefully Robert has a good sense of humor]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Hopefully Robert has a <a href="http://brandonlive.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/03/scoblehacked.JPG">good sense of humor</a> <img src='http://brandonlive.com/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_wink.gif' alt=';)' class='wp-smiley' /> </p>
<p><a href='http://brandonlive.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/03/scoblehacked.JPG' title='Scoble hacked?'><img src='http://brandonlive.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/03/scoblehacked.thumbnail.JPG' alt='Scoble hacked?' /></a></p>
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		<title>No personal checks, please.</title>
		<link>http://brandonlive.com/2007/02/12/no-personal-checks-please/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 12 Feb 2007 21:58:38 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Brandon</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Wow, I can pay off my car!  Heck, I can buy a new one! I&#8217;m estimating that Jack Tretton owes me about $72,000 as I count about 60 units (actually it&#8217;s probably 63).  While it may look like there’s one missing, and that might lead you to think it has been sold, you would be wrong.  [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Wow, <a href="http://www.penny-arcade.com/comic/2007/02/10">I can pay off my car!</a>  Heck, I can buy a new one!</p>
<p><a href="http://brandonlive.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/02/ps3s.jpg" title="60 or so Playstation 3s at local Best Buy"><img src="http://brandonlive.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/02/ps3s.thumbnail.jpg" alt="60 or so Playstation 3s at local Best Buy" /></a></p>
<p>I&#8217;m estimating that <a href="http://kotaku.com/gaming/kotaku-magu/kotaku-magu-tretton-offers-to-buy-unsold-ps3s-for-1200-235204.php">Jack Tretton owes me about $72,000 </a>as I count about 60 units (actually it&#8217;s probably 63).  While it may look like there’s one missing, and that might lead you to think it has been sold, you would be wrong.  I joked to one of the blue shirts, “I guess you sold one!”  He just shook his head and pointed me over to the PS accessories section, where the PS3 box had been placed on the floor, ostensibly after its carrier realized the price was <em>per unit</em> and not <em>per stack of 60</em>.</p>
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		<title>Tubes and the Internets</title>
		<link>http://brandonlive.com/2006/07/18/tubes-and-the-internets/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 19 Jul 2006 06:41:43 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Brandon</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Great 5-minute clip from Jon Stewart&#8217;s &#8220;The Daily Show&#8221; over on Comedy Central&#8217;s page. But don&#8217;t watch it too many times, or you might clog the internets! Good thing these guys aren&#8217;t running things&#8230; oh wait, nevermind.]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Great <a href="http://www.comedycentral.com/sitewide/media_player/play.jhtml?itemId=71653&#038;ml_collection=&#038;ml_context=show&#038;allowMotherload=false&#038;ml_gateway=&#038;ml_comedian=none&#038;poppedFrom=_shows_the_daily_show_videos_headlines_index.jhtml&#038;">5-minute clip from Jon Stewart&#8217;s &#8220;The Daily Show</a>&#8221; over on Comedy Central&#8217;s page.</p>
<p>But don&#8217;t watch it too many times, or you might clog the internets!</p>
<p>Good thing these guys aren&#8217;t running things&#8230; oh wait, nevermind.</p>
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